Clementine: Joely?
Joel: Yeah Tangerine?
Clementine: Am I ugly?
Joel: Uh-uh.
Clementine: When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can’t believe I’m crying already. Sometimes I think people don’t understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don’t matter. So, I’m eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, “You can’t be ugly! Be pretty!” It’s weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too.
Joel: You’re pretty.
Clementine: Joely, don’t ever leave me.
Joel: You’re pretty… you’re pretty… pretty…
remember those emo cartoon things
there was one green one and one blue one and they hugged a lot and said stupid emo stuff
If I was a supervillain I would build a device that makes every person on Earth suddenly poop their pants at the same time. Imagine the possibilities…
- people on airplanes
- people driving their cars
- people in business meetings
- people on first dates
- people at funerals
- doctors performing surgery
- pool parties
- ballet recitals
- orgies
Helen Keller goes on a blind date
*ba dum tss*
i don’t see how this is funny
neither did she
it’s not her fault she walked into a drum kit.
Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play? Play?
(Super excited about my new toy!)
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
